JOEYMETER

He has no volume knob. Now you do.

In a world…
where one man
has no indoor voice
scientists
have a word for it
38dB
library whisper
BREAKINGLocal librarian requests backup
BREAKINGCat relocates to a quieter house 🐈
BREAKINGSeismologists: "probably just Joey"
BREAKINGNeighbors upgrade to triple-pane windows
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JOEYMETER
He has no volume knob.
Now you do.
LRATED L FOR LOUD. Contains sustained volume, sudden laughter & one (1) "shhh."
Shush Pictures presentsJoey · in his loudest role yetOriginal score by Joey (unsolicited) · No eardrums were permanently harmed in the making of this app
JOEYMETER

Set a limit. If Joey goes over it, the phone yells back.

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30approx. dB SPL110
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Phone mics vary. Nudge calibration if readings look off compared to a real meter.
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Keep this page open and the screen on. Turn your volume all the way up.
SHUT UP,
JOEY!